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\"medecin_rire\"<\/a>Lapsus r\u00e9v\u00e9lateur ou simple gaffe, il arrive que les patients se l\u00e2chent et commettent de dr\u00f4les d’impairs. Un m\u00e9decin les a recens\u00e9s pour vous. Voici le Top 15 des phrases les plus dr\u00f4les entendues en consultation.<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0J’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 op\u00e9r\u00e9 d’une \u00e9closion intestinale\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0On m’a fait trois points de soudure\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0On m’a mis une vulve cardiaque\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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– \u00ab\u00a0J’ai fait un coma idyllique\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0On m’a fait une fellation in vitro\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Je voudrais \u00e9viter de me faire poser un pince-main-coeur\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Ca fait deux ans que je n’ai pas eu mon tutti frottis\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Mon mari retousse et crache vert depuis hier. C’est encore une crach\u00e9ite\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Je fais de la spasmofolie\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0J’ai un bouchon de chair humaine dans l’oreille\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Je crois que j’ai attrap\u00e9 un bagalow\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Je voudrais faire un ketch-up\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0On doit me faire un PET scan, mais je ne sais pas quand je doit p\u00e9ter\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Le cancer du sarcophage, c’est grave ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0J’ai un ongle incarc\u00e9r\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Vous pouvez retrouver l’int\u00e9gralit\u00e9 des meilleures perles des patients dans le livre \u00ab\u00a0C’est grave docteur ?\u00a0\u00bb du Docteur Michel Guilbert, \u00e9ditions de l’Opportun.<\/p>\n

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Voici le Top 15 des phrases les plus dr\u00f4les entendues en consultation. – \u00ab\u00a0J’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 op\u00e9r\u00e9 d’une \u00e9closion intestinale\u00a0\u00bb – \u00ab\u00a0On m’a fait trois points de soudure\u00a0\u00bb – \u00ab\u00a0On m’a mis… Voir l’article<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[67,49,68,11],"class_list":["post-3907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite","tag-humour","tag-medecin-generaliste","tag-patient","tag-sante"],"yoast_head":"\nTop 15 des phrases cultes des patients | Profil M\u00e9decin<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Lapsus r\u00e9v\u00e9lateur ou simple gaffe, il arrive que les patients se l\u00e2chent et commettent de dr\u00f4les d'impairs. Un m\u00e9decin les a recens\u00e9s pour vous. 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